Wikileaks To Leak 5000 Open Source Java Projects With All That Private/Final Bullshit Removed

Hilarious. Not even written on April 1! Taken from here:
http://steve-yegge.blogspot.ch/2010/07/wikileaks-to-leak-5000-open-source-java.html

EYJAFJÖLL, ICELAND — Java programmers around the globe are in a panic today over a Wikileaks press release issued at 8:15am GMT. Wikileaks announced that they will re-release the source code for thousands of Open Source Java projects, making all access modifiers ‘public’ and all classes and members non-‘final’.