For the occasion of today's date, I've just invented a fun game. The Spring API Bingo! How does it work? Let us write the following little piece of code: public class SpringAPIBingo { public static void main(String[] args) { // Any similarities with actual API // (e.g. that of Spring) are completely // accidental List<String> … Continue reading Spring API Bingo
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The 10 Commandments of Programming
Patterns 34:29 As Turing descended from Mount Compute - with the two iPads of the testimony in his hands as he descended the mountain - he did not realize that the skin of his blog shone as a result of his Compiling the Code. Patterns 35:1 Turing assembled the entire Geek community and said to … Continue reading The 10 Commandments of Programming
Wikileaks To Leak 5000 Open Source Java Projects With All That Private/Final Bullshit Removed
Hilarious. Not even written on April 1! Taken from here: http://steve-yegge.blogspot.ch/2010/07/wikileaks-to-leak-5000-open-source-java.html EYJAFJÖLL, ICELAND — Java programmers around the globe are in a panic today over a Wikileaks press release issued at 8:15am GMT. Wikileaks announced that they will re-release the source code for thousands of Open Source Java projects, making all access modifiers 'public' and … Continue reading Wikileaks To Leak 5000 Open Source Java Projects With All That Private/Final Bullshit Removed
Open source user rants
So far, I have escaped jOOQ user rants and insults. Maybe it's because jOOQ is still quite a niche product. Maybe it's because jOOQ has almost no bugs ;-) The only real rant I've seen so far is this one by a contributor to JDO, JPA, EJB 3.0: http://erix-data-services.blogspot.ch/2010/10/jooq.html An extract: How should we react … Continue reading Open source user rants