Open source user rants

So far, I have escaped jOOQ user rants and insults. Maybe it’s because jOOQ is still quite a niche product. Maybe it’s because jOOQ has almost no bugs ;-) The only real rant I’ve seen so far is this one by a contributor to JDO, JPA, EJB 3.0:

http://erix-data-services.blogspot.ch/2010/10/jooq.html

An extract:

How should we react when reading posts like this in 2010?
It’s like being back 15 years earlier.
How is that possible to write so many irrelevant statements in a single post?

The so-called “pragmatic” approach has given birth to so many useless frameworks like this one.

The good news is there is still a need for a comprehensive data manipulation solution.

Apparently, jOOQ stirs emotions in some people ;-)

Anyway, there’s critique, there are rants and then, there are plain insults. I’ve recently stumbled across this hilarious thread here:

https://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=50696

Quite nice :-) What’s your favourite rant by an open source user?